.. Pros:
* Long relationships
* Allowed to stay out late
* Easy weight loss
* Centuries of experience
* Immune to all venereal diseases
* Always has amazing stamina
* Loves neck nibbling
* Rarely interested in arguing religion
* Never comes home with garlic breath
* Don't have to worry about what color of clothes to wear.
Cons:
* Spend your time in a hypnotic daze
* Parents can be hell
* You always feel tired (loss of blood)
* Oral sex can be lethal
* Always has cold feet (and blood)
* Never able to spend the day in bed
* Pet names that give you chills
* Strange friends
* Giggles at funerals
* Hard to win an argument
* No romantic sunsets
* May forget own strength during orgasm
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